TooMuchBlue

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2006-09-29

Speaking of MM

There’s a little spat going on between Michelle Malkin and leftie blog Wonkette (and friends).

And yet … there appears to be a picture of Malkin doing the “Girls Gone Wild” semi-boob flash, while cavorting about in a string bikini like a common hussy, from 1992!

The picture on that page is clearly a result of some creative work with Photoshop. Even the first person to comment on Wonkette said so. That hasn’t stopped people from running with it. There’s even talk (from others) that Michelle should sue.

I had to laugh when I read this comment, though:

From Steve:

My eye has been honed by decades of girl-watching and my professional opinion on this bikini girl is that:

1) Her head is too small for her body.

2) Her body is too fleshy to be mistaken for you. You are a skinny little bone. Bikni Girl has chowed down a few extra pork chops.

3) That's one ugly bikini.

Anyway, it's an insult that they are passing off as you a girl who hasn't skipped any desserts. The only way to put this controversy to rest is for you to post your own photo of yourself in a bikini, circa 1992, so that we, your loyal legion of fans, can compare and contrast the Real Michelle and the Bogus Michelle, point out all the discrepancies between the two, and demonstrate the superiority of Our Michelle to Their Michelle. It's the only way to be sure. Accept No Substitutes!

In fact, to stop this kind of lefty outrage in the future, we probably should have bikini shots on file for all conservative commentators such as yourself, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Kellyanne Fitzpatrick, Page Hopkins, et cetera, so that we conservative males can instantly rebut small-minded slurs against the honor of our womenfolk. No need to thank us. We're happy to do it as a favor to you.

Uh, no thanks!

Reminds me of this picture I found on the web yesterday. Makes you grateful to be a Republican, don’t it?

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