About the big move!
right, you won't find me in that old office anymore. No, no, no! As you can see,
this move will have a dramatic impact on my visibility and accessibility. To
assist you in finding me at my new location, I've provided this handy map.
Top 10 reasons for the move
- Convenient access to shopping, schools and public
- Want to develop the same crick on the other side of my neck from
watching people walk by my door.
- Confuse industrial spies.
- Lower rent, responsible landlord.
- Hoping for "we'll pay to switch you back" offer from
- Get farther away from that other guy with the annoying modem
- "Forgot" the files for clients I don't like.
- Gym was closed, needed my workout.
- Bigger window to throw myself out, if it comes to that.
- Previous occupant became a partner, hoping for aftereffects.