Wow, too good to be true!

I may have just found the perfect form of caffeine.

ThinkGeek has released a slew of new products. (Being a regular customer, they let me know a day early.) My favorite is the Buzzaire.

Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you've just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you'll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing. Buzzaire can beat up your air!

The Wireless Extension Cord is a close second. I've told at least three people in the last week that I was waiting for this technology. I wonder how long before they start building this into laptops?

Just plug the Wireless Extension Cord (WEC) base unit into a standard wall outlet, and plug whatever you need into the satellite unit. The WEC uses microwaves in the 7.2GHz range, so it won't interfere with wireless networks, Bluetooth components, etc. Now, all you need to do is adjust the antennae on the two units so they are aimed at each other. Turn everything on and you have the power! The distance the WEC units can broadcast differs from situation to situation (due to interference of such things as walls, power lines, and microwave ovens), but we've beamed power over 300 feet! The future is wireless - and the WEC's are your ticket to the future.

Then there's the Screened Sphorb. I'd never considered buying one before, but after reading the description, I can't imagine how I got along without it. This baby has to be seen to be believed. (Hopefully the 360 view will download - there seems to be a lot of demand on the site right now.)

The Screened Sphorb, now using resolution transistors to create an array of functional sub-screens, features embedded motion scripting and is easier to use than the typical shift serve found in any local computer mart. With the Screened Sphorb, you can mod elementals AND screen drive in twice the time using only half of the optional memory pods, while the other half waits to achieve a normalized state. What does that mean for you? It means more time profit and more time outside equilibrium. It also means you can tweak the voltage in any direction without saving your state and you'll still obtain the results that happened, no matter what, no matter where. And it's the #1 reason customers typically get two Screened Sphorbs and use them together at different times, depending on the temperatures you want to achieve, and how often you plan to precipitate a normalized state with the included cable.

Wow! I couldn't have said it better myself! No, really, I couldn't!

They've got some other excellent products, too, including the iZilla Digital Media Monster ("If you've been looking to step-up to a hungry man sized portable media player with incredible tech powers... this is it.") and the USB Tanning Center ("Get the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle, a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that nobody will ever read. Ever.").

Good thing it's payday. I don't think I'm going to get away without at least a T-shirt.